New From The Red Commie Chinese Beef Advisory Board:
“Rat, It’s What’s For Dinner!” (SM)
By the way, for the 904 arrested, in the attached article, there are at least another million or more, not arrested, doing exactly the same or worse, daily, in the People’s Republic Of Rats.
Next week’s Chairman Mao approved adulteration? Human cadaver’s left over from forced slave labor camps and factories…
After all, to quote Mao’s Little Red Book “The Proletariat Shall Feed The Masses Towards Renewal”.
(Note continued extreme sarcasm)
I think the PRC should come out with a GANG OF FOUR COOKBOOK! Don’t You?
Recipes leaked, prior to this soon to be best seller publication, include:
Woking Your Dog
Kiddie McMao Nuggets and Tenders
Punji Shoots With Taiwanese Capitalist Tripe
Ho Chi Minhized Fingerlings (whose fingers, we are not quite sure?)
Chow And Liar Reform Roast
Beijing Duck (oh, OK we admit it’s sea gull Comrade: wink-wink, well maybe really bat, with guano sauce)
Kim II Jung Baked/Nuked Alaska
Spare Prisoner Parts Kidney Pie
Yellow River Ale
Tibetan Pot Surprise
One Child Only Hamburger Helper
Great Stone Wall Whipped/Chained Souffle
Order your copies now, before we bill any given family for the bullet used in the execution…
~ Uncle Russ
China’s Ministry of Public Security has announced the arrest of 904
suspects during a three-month campaign to prevent meat-related crime, such as
the sale of rat and fox under the guise of beef and mutton.